[ he won't get a present before the end of the day, of course Julian's going to get a present before the end of the day! Watch him, he's got this, he can totally do this except he doesn't have the TARDIS here, does he, he can't really hop somewhere and buy a present now, damn, that's a problem. And he can't get to Mexico in twelve hours, that much is apparent. But Julian needs something...
So the Doctor sends him a very lovely ecard as well as a text message. ]
I can't get you a physical present for your birthday but I can at least give you information. I don't know how old you are now or how long you'll live but remember this year: 2018. In one possible timeline, that's the year that Ramon Salamander, would-be conqueror of the world is deposed. I'd keep money out of anything he's dealing with, if I were you. Happy birthday, here's a bit about the future. Of course, if I'm breaking a calendar law by telling you this, here's penance.
[ and then there's a picture of something complex, a large circle with various lines and squiggles jutting out of it into a smaller circle, something like this. ]
part one, backdated to Calendar Man's actual birthday
So the Doctor sends him a very lovely ecard as well as a text message. ]
I can't get you a physical present for your birthday but I can at least give you information. I don't know how old you are now or how long you'll live but remember this year: 2018. In one possible timeline, that's the year that Ramon Salamander, would-be conqueror of the world is deposed. I'd keep money out of anything he's dealing with, if I were you. Happy birthday, here's a bit about the future. Of course, if I'm breaking a calendar law by telling you this, here's penance.
[ and then there's a picture of something complex, a large circle with various lines and squiggles jutting out of it into a smaller circle, something like this. ]
Circular Gallifreyan. It means "calendar."