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[exceptfebruary]

Julian Day. [ Day, month, year. ]

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[exceptfebruary]

Happy birthday. Expect your present shortly. Would you like a cake?

[itistolaugh]

I would always like cake. But I'm heading out of town later today, so. Oh! Me and Selina are doing a birthday brunch thing. You should come.

[exceptfebruary]

I can wrap it and leave it for you when you get back.

I wouldn't want to interrupt ladies time.

[itistolaugh]

Good call. We're going to compare our periods and then have a boob fight. Y'know, just gal stuff.

[exceptfebruary]

Really?

[ HE'S NEVER HEARD OF THAT WAY OF CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY BEFORE ]

[itistolaugh]

...

[ Harley, don't lie. It's mean to lie, Harley. It is very mean to lie to your friends, Harleen. ]

Yes. It's tradition. All girls do birthdays this way once we turn thirteen.

[ Okay, yes, it's mean, but it's also funny. ]

[exceptfebruary]

Really.

[ sure, jan ]

[itistolaugh]

Well, they did in my neighborhood. It's probably different, y'know. Regionally.

[exceptfebruary]

Traditions can change even between families and neighbourhoods. This is true.

[ Maybe legit ???? ]