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exceptfebruary) wrote2018-08-01 08:01 am
exceptfebruary) wrote2018-08-01 08:01 am
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Julian Day. [ Day, month, year. ]
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You care about port out dates that don't send you home? Just have you port out and come back with nothing in between?
Of course. Those are very much worthy of note. Why?
[ Ignoring that first bit: ]
One month. Then two months parole. Yesterday was my last day.
One month. Then two months parole. Yesterday was my last day.
I've left something on your porch. Forgive me if it's a little dated.
[A pumpkin. Because it's National Pumpkin Day. Maybe he just thinks it's hilarious to encourage Julian's obsession?]
[A pumpkin. Because it's National Pumpkin Day. Maybe he just thinks it's hilarious to encourage Julian's obsession?]
[ Julian honestly wasn't expecting this, so he can't help but text back a quick clarification. ]
Are you certain?
Are you certain?
[Well, time to check how Julian's doing.]
I don't eat dates. I'm allergic to diary.
[Harleen's idea of therapy? Or maybe he's seeking connections? Who knows? Look at how smart he is, though. Appreciate it!]
I don't eat dates. I'm allergic to diary.
[Harleen's idea of therapy? Or maybe he's seeking connections? Who knows? Look at how smart he is, though. Appreciate it!]
[ There is a hideous, lopsided macaroni-yarn-and-glitter-glue snowflake glued to Julian's door. It's blue. ]
[ On Julian's doorstep today is a shoebox containing a pair of nice quality brown leather loafers. There is a small Blue Beetle insignia doodled in pen on the bottom corner of the lid of the box. ]
Edited 2016-12-04 22:01 (UTC)
Today only.
The ninja star yesterday was almost threatening, for you.
The ninja star yesterday was almost threatening, for you.
[ There is an envelope on Julian's doorstep with a handwritten letter inside. It's written on nice stationery and with quality ink.
It reads: ]
7 December, 2016
Dear Calendar Man,
Happy Letter Writing Day.
Sincerely,
The Blue Beetle.
It reads: ]
7 December, 2016
Dear Calendar Man,
Happy Letter Writing Day.
Sincerely,
The Blue Beetle.
You could dress up as the Doctor.
[ Now that Ted's shown he's Dedicated, him not actually doing something for one of the days is somehow more annoying than the rest of the shit. Julian's logic is unsound on several levels. ]
[ Now that Ted's shown he's Dedicated, him not actually doing something for one of the days is somehow more annoying than the rest of the shit. Julian's logic is unsound on several levels. ]
[ Throughout the day, starting at 8am and continuing until 5pm, a courier will arrive on the hour, every hour, to hand-deliver Julian a tacky Christmas card that sings when you open it. ]
Edited 2016-12-10 05:00 (UTC)
[ Slipped underneath Julian's door today is a library card for the Nonah Public Library with JULIAN DAY printed on it. ]
[ Around dinner time, a delivery boy from a nearby restaurant arrives at Julian's apartment bearing an order of freshly baked noodle rings and a note reading "I've never actually heard of a noodle ring, but this place specializes them, apparently. - Beetle". ]
[ Sitting on Julian's kitchen counter when he arrives home is a gingerbread house recreation of his apartment, right down down to little sugar calendars on the walls. ]
[ In a neatly wrapped parcel on his doorstep, Julian will find the world's most hideous Christmas sweater. ]
[ Mid-afternoon on the 14th, Julian receives a photo text of a capuchin monkey in a santa hat that does not have a watermark on it because Ted isn't as lazy a piece of shit as I am. ]
His name is Gregory.
[ When Julian arrives home at the end of the day, that same monkey is inside his apartment. ]
His name is Gregory.
[ When Julian arrives home at the end of the day, that same monkey is inside his apartment. ]
Edited 2016-12-10 05:26 (UTC)
[ Wh....what. What is this. Is this an animal? Why is he trusting him with a living thing? Why is this happening. ]
Two Gregoryies in one house is a bit much. Am I expected to keep him past the end of the day?
[ MEANING he'll indulge this until Monkey Day is over. ]
Two Gregoryies in one house is a bit much. Am I expected to keep him past the end of the day?
[ MEANING he'll indulge this until Monkey Day is over. ]
[A Lunar Calendar for the new year]
Wasn't sure what kind of calendar you wouldn't have yet, but hoping this isn't too redundant. Can get you another one if it is.
-Daryl Dixon
Wasn't sure what kind of calendar you wouldn't have yet, but hoping this isn't too redundant. Can get you another one if it is.
-Daryl Dixon
[ look, in between his New Years Resolution & Daryl's post, the Doctor's got a PRETTY GOOD IDEA as to who's been passing out the New Years Resolutions.
so he's giving Calendar Man one of his very own. c: equally anonymous and equally "hey I straight up broke into your house and left this in your bedroom" ]
(Belated) New Years Resolutions
- Find a way to continue celebrating the holidays without being predictable. People practically expect you to ruin things now.
- Running for office was a good idea. Consider doing something like that again: it's easy to make your mark without property damage.
- There is nothing wrong with second chances.
- Remember the civilians. You might like terrifying Disney World illusions but do they?
- Tone it down on the creepy.
- A good way to get someone to pay attention to you is to make them jealous. Find a new superhero. Maybe that way Batman will listen.
- 2017 will be a good year to travel. If someone offers you the opportunity, take it.
- Accept the fact that people like you for who you are.
so he's giving Calendar Man one of his very own. c: equally anonymous and equally "hey I straight up broke into your house and left this in your bedroom" ]
(Belated) New Years Resolutions
- Find a way to continue celebrating the holidays without being predictable. People practically expect you to ruin things now.
- Running for office was a good idea. Consider doing something like that again: it's easy to make your mark without property damage.
- There is nothing wrong with second chances.
- Remember the civilians. You might like terrifying Disney World illusions but do they?
- Tone it down on the creepy.
- A good way to get someone to pay attention to you is to make them jealous. Find a new superhero. Maybe that way Batman will listen.
- 2017 will be a good year to travel. If someone offers you the opportunity, take it.
- Accept the fact that people like you for who you are.
so r u & crane doing a collab today or was there a custody battle
There may be a custody battle. I'll let you know.
Why do certain women believe they are more fascinating to you than they actually are?
I don't believe I've ever encountered this. Or rather, not with women specifically.
Edited 2017-01-19 02:50 (UTC)
[A plain brown package holds one of the imPort calendars. A note on top says "Turn to October".
October features Daryl Dixon.
He's signed the picture with the following dedication:]
To Julian Day with all my thanks for the encouragement to enter that contest. I couldn't have achieved this without you.
October features Daryl Dixon.
He's signed the picture with the following dedication:]
To Julian Day with all my thanks for the encouragement to enter that contest. I couldn't have achieved this without you.
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